After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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