Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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