Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Who died my cat blue again?
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Randomize
