I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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