Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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