All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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