Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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