I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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