my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
Randomize
