Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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