plz talk dirty to me
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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