And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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