Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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