Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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