I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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