Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I just blew my weed a kiss
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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