i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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