i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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