Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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