Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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