last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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