quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
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