I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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