The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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