drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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