I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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