false alarm. still invincible.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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