i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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