Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Randomize
