Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Randomize
