i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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