3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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