i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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