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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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