I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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