More tranny stories later!
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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