): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
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