Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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