I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
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