is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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