About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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