found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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