We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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