Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I have demons in me.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
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