would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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