This girl is more easily done than said...
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
last night I used snow as a chaser
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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