Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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