Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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