So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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