i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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