I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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